There once was a sailor on board
Who thought he had earned a reward
There was a contest on deck
of who could best bend their neck,
And polish their very own sword.
And Bill was a candidate too...
In the door the interns flew;
Imagine ANY of these pukes...
in control of our nukes,
HE covered her dress with his goo!
There once was a guy from Phillie,
Who often played too much with his Willie.
He didn't have a girl,
So his pole he'd unfurl,
And spank that thing absolutely silly.
There once was a girl named Louise,
Who liked to be everyone's squeeze.
She turned out a hook,
With their things in her nook,
And milked many men of their cheese.